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Top 100 Best Whatsapp Status of 2018
Top 100 Best Whatsapp Status of 2018

Top 100 Best Whatsapp Status of 2018

1. Aksar chirag wohi bhujate h, jo pehle usse rosan karte h
2. Fiqr kar uski jo teri fiqr kare, yu to zindgi me bhut h hamdard
3. Hum tere bina ab reh nahi sakte tere bina kya wajood mera
4. Pyar or waar mein sab jayaz hain
5. Life is too short to waste on hating other people.
6. AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
7. You are as useless as the ‘AY’ in ‘Okay’.
8. Beauty is in the eye of the credit card holder.
9. I don’t lie, I speak Fiction.

10. If i agreed with you, We’d both be wrong.
11. Trust in God, But lock your car.
12. Marriage is a 3 Ring Circus- 1. Engagement Ring, 2. Wedding Ring, 3. Suffering.
13. So i heard you’re a player, Well nice to meet you. I’m the coach.
14. Dil ko zubaan, aankhon ko sapne mil gaye
15. “SUCCESS” is depends on 2nd letter.
16. Main peny kaylia nai jita , peene ke liye marta hu
17. Distance doesn’t matter in true love.
18. Salo lag jate pyar wale jakham bharne mein
19. Sun raha hain na tu ro raha hu main
20. Koyi mujhko yu mila hain jaise banjaare ko ghar

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21. Your smile is the key of my heart.
22. I am not drunk, I’m in love.
23. Humne chod diya shok-e-mohabat ka…varna tere shar ki khidkiya to aaj b isare
24. I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
25. Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.
26. Oooooh, thats a bit too harsh. Let me put a `lol` at the end of it.
27. Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.
28. I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
29. Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.
30. When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it’s like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.
31. Taking revenge is wrong…very very wrong.. But very very fun.
32. Love is like a rubber band with people on both ends. When one leaves it hurts the other.
33. If you can’t explain how much you love me, it’s okay, because I know not all things in the world can be explained.
34. Everybody knows how to love, but only few know how to love forever.
35. You are the dream I see every morning when I wake up.
36. I don’t want to fall in love with you, but stay in love with you forever.
37. Met you by fate, chose you as a friend, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.
38. My heart is now a perfect place… with you inside it.
39. If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.
40. I don’t have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.
41. Whenever i think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
42. You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
43. You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
44. When life puts you in tough situations, don’t say, why me? Just say, try me!
45. I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side Now.
46. If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
47. Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
48. I cannot give you a demo of my love. Take it or leave it.
49. Look at the keyboard. U and I will always be together.
50. Love is fearless, but I fear of losing you.
51. Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette.
52. You have to be an odd one, to be number one.
53. When you fail, try again. This time more intelligently.
54. Speak truth. You don’t have to remember what you said.
55. I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i’m God.
56. Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
57. Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there.
58. I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.
59. Nothing is over until you stop trying.
60. Person you love is 72.8% water.

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61. When you make a mistake it means you’re trying.
62. If you like me raise your hand, If you don’t, raise your standard.
63. I work for money, if you want loyalty – hire a dog.
64. I talk to myself often that way I ensure I am talking to better class of people.
65. People say they can’t live without Love. I think oxygen is more important.
66. The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits
67. Life is Short – Chat Fast
68. Time is precious, waste it wisely.
69. I need Six months of vacation, Twice a year.
70. Marriage is a “workshop”, Where husband ‘works’ and wife ‘shops’.
71. After Tuesday, even the calender says “W T F”.
72. 2 Things can change a women’s mood- 1) I love you 2) 50% Discount.
73. SARCASM: Just one of the many services i offer.
74. Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.
75. If the world is ending today, how come Australia is in tomorrow already?
76. Don’t just look at your mistakes, correct it.
77. Don’t tell me to change, I can’t perfect myself anymore.
78. You never know how strong you are until you’re left with no choice.
79. Finding a best friend is tough, keeping the friendship is tougher.

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80. Smile. It has the power to make your day.
81. Love is all we need. Money is all we want.
82. You cannot rise suddenly in the world, even a sun cannot.
83. I’m not in a bad mood, Everyone is just annoying.
84. I don’t know what makes you so dumb, But it really works.
85. If you resolve to give up drinking, You don’t actually live longer, It’s just seems longer.
86. There’s always that one person, who takes a few minutes to get the joke.
87. AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
88. You are as useless as the ‘AY’ in ‘Okay’.
89. Beauty is in the eye of the credit card holder.
90. I don’t lie, I speak Fiction.
91. If i agreed with you, We’d both be wrong.
92. Trust in God, But lock your car.
93. Marriage is a 3 Ring Circus- 1. Engagement Ring, 2. Wedding Ring, 3. Suffering.
94. So i heard you’re a player, Well nice to meet you. I’m the coach.
95. Not always “Available”.. Try your Luck..
96. Hey there whatsapp is using me.
97. I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
98. The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
99. Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
100. My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

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